PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole scene. You got your regular game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that winger went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a comic boo